I can always write for Suzuya Squad, Nonny-Mouse.
“Are we ready?” Suzuya Juuzou whispers.
“All set.” Miyuki Mikage holds up string and a funnel, while Mizorou Tamaki motions to his pile of shaving cream and balloons.
Suzuya giggles, but claps a hand over his mouth when he hears Hanbee Abara stirring inside the room.
“Let’s do this.” Suzuya leaps onto Mikage’s shoulders to tape the funnel above the door. An empty balloon is tied around the funnel, and the remaining string wrapped around the door. Mizurou hands him a water bottle to fill the funnel, and then they’re on to Keijin Nakarai’s room.
Once the shaving cream and balloons are set, the pranksters huddle in the hallway. They still have an hour before their friends are due to awake, but Suzuya is already threatening their plan with his uncontrolled laughter.
“What’s going on?” Keijin asks sleepily. They hear his feet padding towards the door.
Suzuya straightens. Mikage rubs his palms together, and Mizurou puts his phone on video.
“Huh?” Keijin notices the string, as Suzuya expected. But curiosity wins out; he still pulls, and promptly shrieks as shaving cream erupts onto his face and into his open mouth.
“Ghouls!” They hear Hanbee scampering for his door. He throws it open, clad only in boxers.
Ice water douses him. Hanbee’s scream reaches a pitch Suzuya’s not sure mankind has heard before.
“Pah! You dirty bastards!” Keijin spits out the shaving cream.
“Suzuya!” Hanbee is rather embarrassed at his nearly naked appearance.
“This means war!” Keijin shakes his fist. “Hanbee, we’ll get them back!”
Suzuya is laughing so hard he’s rolling on the floor, and Mikage has tears streaming down his cheeks.
“Don’t worry, I’ll only send the video to all the ladies, Hanbee.” Mizurou snaps his phone shut.
Hanbee screams again.