umm hello there. ok so I kinda just stumbled upon your blog and noticed that you write scenarios of pretty much about anything so I decided why not give it a shot. especially because of that latest chapter hahah…ok so COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A REALLY HAPPY AND FLUFFY SCENARIO WITH KANEKI/HAISE AND JUUZOU? just something really fluffy with cuddling and smooches and uhh I dunno;;; I just want them to be happy and cute together;;; this ship is ruining my lifeeee *rolls away while sobbing loudly*

*rolls towards you, sobbing loudly* 

“Haise?” Suzuya Juuzou peers into the Chateau.

“Juuzou.” Sasaki Haise waves as he opens the door. “What’s all this?”

“It’s your birthday, right?” Suzuya holds up pudding. “I made this for you! Well, actually, Hanbee made it, but I helped!’

“Ooh.” Haise gestures for him to come inside. “Let’s share it.”

“I was hoping you’d say that.” Suzuya follows Sasaki to the kitchen. “He’s a good cook, like you!”

“I try.” Sasaki hands Suzuya a spoon. “Oh my, this is delicious.” 

Suzuya cheers. 

“You missed some,” Sasaki says when they’re finished.

Suzuya stops licking the bowl. “Where?”

“Here.” Sasaki leans forward to kiss his lips.

Suzuya squeals. He’s never felt a kiss before. It feels tingly and light and sweet. He kisses Sasaki back. 

“Hold me,” he demands, and Sasaki obliges. Suzuya feels warm and safe in his friend’s arms.

“Sasaki?” he asks drowsily.

“Hmm?”

“Does this make you my boyfriend?” Shinohara would like Sasaki. Suzuya is sure of it.

“I hope so, Suzuya.” Sasaki kisses him again.

Urie strolls into the kitchen twenty minutes later to find Sasaki and Suzuya curled up together, sound asleep. 

They’re awoken by the sound of Urie’s shriek.