Glory be.
“One does not just simply walk into GOAT’s layer,” Shio lectures Hajime.
“What the fuck, kid?”
“You can’t be undermine by your own youth if you insult me over mine.” Shio points to his head with a smirk.
“Are you meming me?” Hajime is aghast.
“Shio!” Hirako, Yusa, and Rikai burst into the cell. “What on earth are you doing.
Shio holds his hands out. “Memes.”
“I have discovered memes, and I must use them!” cries Shio. “Hajime knows they’re the best. Yusa, Rikai; you must know the beauty.”
“Look!” He holds out picture’s he’s saved on his phone.
“I hate you,” mutters Hajime.
“Shio, that’s enough.”
“He can make memes of us too,” Shio pleads. “Hirako, these are the best way to communicate ever.”
Hajime snatches Shio’s phone, which of course has no service. In two seconds he displays his own meme.
“Yesssss!” Shio giggles, and Hirako groans.
“Come on, Special Class Ui.” Hajime snickers.
“Squad Zero’s meme game is nothing to laugh at,” Ui snaps.
Hajime holds up the phone he stole from Shio.
“Yusa, your turn,” Hirako hands him the phone.
“He protec but he also attack,” says Yusa.
“That’s not how you meme,” lectures Ui. “You need pictures!”
“Understood, sir. I will correct.” Yusa draws a deep breath.
“I won’t give you the time.” Ui holds up a meme.
“Haha, Squad Zero has weak memes!” taunts Hajime.
“Oh yeah?” Shio holds up Hirako’s tablet.
“Shio!” screams Rikai.
“Here we gooooooooooooooo.”
Ui gasps. “Take that back!”
“No.” Rikai scowls.
“Shio, you’re fighting Ui instead of Hajime. Hajime is is a meme master. Fight him like one,” Hirako says.
Hajime holds up the phone.
Squad Zero huddles for a moment, then emerges with their meme.
“Huh?” says Ui.
“Oh, you didn’t know Arima and Hairu and Furuta are all part ghoul?” Hirako blinks. “Sit down, young ones, and listen to our story.”
Mercy and Magic 