Hahahaha this sounds fun.
“I can’t handle this anymore. Clean yourself, you filthy animal.” Kurona shoves Takizawa into the bathroom, where Kaneki, HInami, and Banjou await.
“What is this about?”
“Cleaning you,” Kaneki says apologetically.
“You need a nice bath.” Banjou nods.
“Not with them here!” Seidou points towards Hinami and Kurona.
“Hinami’s here to make sure we adults behave.” Kurona winks.
“We won’t remove your underwear. Just that black cloak.” Hinami tugs it off.
“What if that was the only thing I wore?” Seidou yelps.
“It wasn’t, kid.” Banjou digs his fingers into the soapy water. “Perfect.”
Kurona shoves Seidou into the bath. He makes sure to cause as large a splash as possible. Hinami laughs, while Kuro shrieks.
He hasn’t allowed himself luxuries like a bath in a long time. Seidou closes his eyes as Kaneki massages his arms and Kurona shampoos his hair.
“Damn I love you guys.”
“Good.” Banjou dumps a bucket over Seidou, who retaliates with more splashes.
“It’s on, Big Brother!” Hinami throws Kaneki into the tub.
“Don’t discriminate against humane-turned-ghouls,” Seidou huffs, tugging on Kurona. “Get – in – here!”
She tumbles in, and Kaneki hurls water at Banjou.
“Why me!”
“What the everloving – ?” Amon Kotarou throws open the bathroom door to see Hinami cowering behind a bucket, Banjou spitting up soap, and Kaneki, Kurona, and Seidou kicking around bubbles in an overstuffed tub.
“Okay,” Amon mutters, face red. “And I thought I’d seen it all.”
Mercy and Magic 